Countdown to 1000

#241 – The Repetitive Storyteller

#242 – Being born on a holiday

#243 – Shopping in your hamper

#244 – The Anti-Virus Virus

#245 – Watching extra commercials because you think there might be a little more of the show left but then they end up just showing the credits

#246 – Forced Class Participation

#247 – The “Car Sick” Excuse

#248 – The sophomore majoring in exaggeration

#249 – Grand Theft Consuelo

#250 – Secret Snorers

#251 – The Syllabus Lecture

#252 – Getting your nails did

#253 – Having just enough shaving cream left…and then dropping it

#254 – Long flights with large passengers

#255 – Making an awkward joke just as your call gets dropped without you realizing it

#256 – Getting a crappy gift and having to act like you appreciate it

#257 – Pulling up to the wrong side of the gas pump

#258 – Singing at the top of your lungs and then flubbing the lyrics

#259 – A loud noise when you’re trying especially hard to be quiet

#260 – The Movie Experience

#261 – People with ridiculous email addresses

#262 – Someone saying you look like someone they know

#263 – Introductory Español

#264 – Not knowing which seat to take

#265 – 89.999999%

#266 – The Sale Section

#267 – Getting asked questions you would never say yes to

#268 – People who overuse emoticons :|

#269 – Relationships

#270 – Writer’s Block

#271 – Music on the Radio

#272 – People who are overly nice

#273 – Expiration Dates

#274 – Yearbook Pictures

#275 – Driving

#276 – Falling when no one’s there to see you

#277 – My Name

#278 – Public Restrooms

#279 – Packing

#280 – Mid-Semester

#281 – Doctor’s Appointments

#282 – Phone Calls at Work

#283 – Sequels

#284 – Group Projects

#285 – The Junk Drawer

#286 – Artificial Politeness

#287 – Vanity License Plates

#288 – The sex scene that comes up when you’re watching a movie with your parents

#289 – Graduation

#290 – Internships

#291 – Your Major

#292 – Bad Haircuts

#293 – First Dates

#294 – Navigation Systems

#295 – Facebook

#296 – Long Voicemails

#297 – The GRE

#298 – Dentists

#299 – Cursive

#300 – Mediocrity

#301 – Inspirational Quotes

#302 – Traffic

#303 – The Morning Coffee Run

#304 – Writing a Paper

#305 – Self-Diagnosis

#306 – College Apartment Living

#307 – Girls

#308 – Stereotypical Sayings

 

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