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#256 – Getting a crappy gift and having to act like you appreciate it

How did you know I wanted my very own bird watching ┬ákit? You shouldn’t have! Seriously, you really shouldn’t have. Getting a lame gift is bad enough, but having to act like you’re grateful for it is the real kicker. If it’s the thought that counts, you’re about as thoughtful as a doorknob. But wait, I didn’t know the kit comes with a whistle! I take it all back. You’re about as thoughtful as the ducks I’m going to call to.

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