#295 – Facebook

10 Things I Hate About You: The Facebook Edition

1. I hate the way you update me and the way you’re always there.

2. I hate the way I feel obligated to wish you a happy birthday.

3. I hate that most of my friends are stand-ins for pedobear.

4. I hate your invites to events I’ll never go to and the way you ask what’s on my mind.

5. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme.

6. I hate that I know what you had for lunch even though I haven’t seen you in years.

7. I hate that how you look in your profile picture is a total lie.

8. I hate it when you make me roll my eyes, even worse when you make me sigh.

9. I hate it when you’re around and the fact that you creep on my wall.

10. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

*runs out of the room crying*

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