You would think that by the time you get to college, professors would trust you enough to be able to read through the class topics and policies on your own; but an hour long lecture dedicated to going over the syllabus says otherwise.
Academic honesty? What’s that? Please, tell me more.
Can you please repeat what time your office hours that no one will ever go to are again?
What do you mean Wikipedia isn’t a legitimate source?
The whole class can already be summed up by one visit to ratemyprofessors.com. The blue sad face already told me all I needed to know about this class, so save your breath, prof.