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#261 – People with ridiculous email addresses

Dear Mr. Smith:

I would like to apply to work as the head of the new Goldman-Sachs branch. I am offering over 10 years of experience in financial assessment and hedge fund management. I earned my Bachelor’s Degree from Princeton and my Master’s from Harvard, graduating in the top 5% of my class. My references include Bill Clinton, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Ginsburg, and Bernie Madoff pre-ponzi scheme. As you can see, I am very qualified for this position. I can be reached at (818) 555-5555 or via email at ilovetitties@hotmail.com. Looking forward to hearing from you soon.

Best Wishes,

John Doe

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