#265 – 89.999999%

You don’t round up, Professor? You don’t make any exceptions? Not even just this once?

Oh…alright. It’s fine. I understand.

Oh, what’s that you said? You’re dead inside and is taking out her frustrations on a poor, innocent college student because of your lifelong battle with incurable mediocrity and your own failure in becoming more than a local community college instructor lecturing on contemporary moral problems at 8am to kids showing up to class in pajamas, assuming they show up at all?

It’s alright. I’ll gracefully accept my B+.

WHAT? The f*ck do you mean you only give solid letter grades?!

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