10 Things I Hate About You: The Facebook Edition
1. I hate the way you update me and the way you’re always there.
2. I hate the way I feel obligated to wish you a happy birthday.
3. I hate that most of my friends are stand-ins for pedobear.
4. I hate your invites to events I’ll never go to and the way you ask what’s on my mind.
5. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme.
6. I hate that I know what you had for lunch even though I haven’t seen you in years.
7. I hate that how you look in your profile picture is a total lie.
8. I hate it when you make me roll my eyes, even worse when you make me sigh.
9. I hate it when you’re around and the fact that you creep on my wall.
10. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
*runs out of the room crying*