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#253 – Having just enough shaving cream left…and then dropping it

Birds will fly, fish will swim, and shaving cream cans will have just enough left in them for one leg. These are the laws of nature as God intended them. But while these laws might work fine for birds, fish, and Heather Mills, the last one’s not really cutting it for me. But I should clarify: it’s not that the can doesn’t have enough left in it. It’s that once you have it in ¬†your hand…SPLAT! It just slips right out and onto the floor of the tub. And shaving cream doesn’t believe in second chances. Once it’s gone, it’s gone. So then you’re forced to do without; it’s just your Venus razor and water against the world. Cue the song: “I’m your Venus, I’m your fire, your desire.” My legs feel like they’re on fire from all the cuts I got. Bravo for honest advertising.

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