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#243 – Shopping in your hamper

Whether dressing for school or getting ready for a night out, the general consensus is in: I have nothing to wear. The pattern that seems to have formed is that any and all potential outfits are always missing one necessary piece, a piece that always happens to be conveniently located in one place—my hamper. Chances are I’ll find R. Kelly trapped in there too along with a rare version of the classic novel The Lion, the Witch and the Nonexistent.

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