#250 – Secret Snorers

They walk among us. For centuries, they have blended in with the rest of us, seamlessly assimilating to our culture, posing as our friends and family. The resemblance is uncanny. But the time has come for these people to show themselves for who they really are: aliens who are out to attack us in our sleep–with their snores. We’re all just one slumber party away from finding out our closest friend is one of them. Personally, I would rather be abducted. At least I would get a good night’s sleep and not remember anything in the morning. But instead I’m stuck all night listening to Darth Vader fight an intense battle with sleep apnea–and he’s losing.